BEZOS' BLING: GOBLETS $10 EVERY TICK IN CRAZY POSSESSIONS

Jeff Bezos, the planet's richest dude, has a problem. He's drowning in cash, and he doesn't know what to expend. His pockets are deeper than your wishes, and he's dripping with more bling than a disco ball. We're talking yachts that cost a king's ransom, rockets to space (because, why not?), and rivers of gold to build a throne. Around the clock,